Mutha
Saucy Flyer
"This is the year of the Messiah. So we don't need an arsenal of 600,000 fully automatic assault rifles or a thermal nuclear warhead!"
Montana Militia Man
Stockpile
"It's Saucy Flyer! She's in bed with ALIENS!"
Drunk Patriot
Ammo
"As soon as Missile Dick from Montana gets his hands on our guns he's just gonna to stockpile 'em for Armageddon!"
Soviet Arms Dealer
Vaclav
"He should buy my slightly used MIG. It's the best cure for his impotence!"
Russian Anarchist
viagra
"How can Messiah get job done better than Soviet-made long-range missile!?"
ATF Double Agent
Luke
"I got the TNT that Saucy needs."